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What a wildlife fund….
According to a London tabloid, Tiger Woods has reportedly agreed to pay at least $750 million to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, as a divorce settlement. “Dude, that’s a LOT of diamond rings,”...
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Friday groaners…
Times are tough all over. The city of Amsterdam has decided that licensed prostitutes must start paying taxes based on the number of clients they have each day. I guess they’re calling it a pole tax?...
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Vampires and other creatures.
Bill Maher once made this comment about the healthcare debate: “If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire...
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The State of the Union.
Or as Sarah Palin remarked ‘State of the Union,” As if. Everyone knows there are 50 of them. - And to anyone who by some chance had never seen a color picture of the Speaker of the House before, yes,...
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Herding cats.
Tea Party founder Judson Phillips is already saying that the party should make it a goal to defeat Speaker of the House John Boehner in the Republican primary, because Boehner is “only” calling for...
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Plane insanity?
Two Delta planes sustained minor damage when when they ran into each other at Chicago O’Hare airport Friday night. This only two weeks after two Delta planes collided at Boston Logan Airport. Think...
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Dark times?
Nancy Pelosi said of John Boehner during this debt ceiling crisis – “He’s gone over to the dark side.” Wouldn’t a more descriptive phrase be “gone over to the burnt orange side?” - Dodgers right-handed...
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Streaking
Oakland Raiders’ LB Kaluka Maiava has been charged with assault after a fight earlier this year in a Maui bar. Gosh, and there goes the NFL’s streak of about 72 hours since the last arrest. - - Let’s...
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MLB Shutdowns…
It’s getting to be a sign of October. Falling temperatures, falling leaves, falling Braves…. - Maybe the baseball gods are just really tired of the Tomahawk Chop? - Only people sadder than Braves and...
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Games people play
Now John Boehner is urging President Obama to negotiate on the shutdown, saying “This is not some damn game.” Well, if it’s not some damn game, why doesn’t the Speaker simply call a damn vote. -...
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The playing’s the thing.
Navy beat Air Force in a game played Saturday despite the government shutdown. Now, if somehow due to security issues ALL football games were cancelled during the shutdown, this thing would be over by...
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VOTE and other four letter words….
John Boehner this morning: “The votes are not in the House to pass a clean debt limit.” Gosh. If there were only a simple way to find out whether or not the Speaker is right. - And Boehner says while...
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So many questions?
Definition of a “non-essential government worker.” Anyone whose job doesn’t immediately and directly benefit me. – A jealous Saudi husband divorced his wife after she posted a snap of her kissing an...
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Can you hear me now?
In a recent survey, only 9.1% of men said they have ever paid for or received payment for sex, down from 17% in the 1990s. Which means either men have found alternatives to prostitution, or they think...
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Nerd party
Big nerd party. In Palo Alto. And please note, the band is NOT on the field. Guess they learned with the 1982 Big Game with John Elway. - You do get the sense more than a few Stanford players got...
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Out of work?
John Boehner, trash talking the unemployed – “this idea that has been born, maybe out of the economy over the last couple years, that you know, I really don’t have to work. I don’t really want to do...
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Youthful follies.
Elizabeth Lauten, who posted that rant on FB about the Obama girls and their clothes, resigned today as communications director for a GOP congressman from Tennessee. Well, at least she won’t have to...
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Oldies but goodies.
The San Antonio Spurs are playing so well down the stretch, the NBA may end up classifying Ensure as a PED. – Wow. Just wow. That mother who dangled her 2 year-old over a cheetah enclosure, and then...
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